I had a funny thought and wanted to share it, but it was too long to put on Face book

you know when archaeologists always say "oh yes this was a ceremonial site" and "this object was used as a sacrificial offering" when they haven't a clue what the hell they are looking at. Well picture this if you will, 500years from now archaeologists find 3 shopping trolleys in a dried up riverbed, this is possibly how the explanation might go.

Well due to the fact we always find these objects in rivers I believe we have ceremonial objects of very important sacrificial value to our ancestors,they must have been created by the metal workers of that age especially for these sacrificial purposes, and were used to placate the different gods of the area such as ASDA and MO RISON,   the particular spots along the river were very sacred places, where they would gather and throw in these objects there must have been great parties and celebrations as we also tended to find wine containers, with beverages made by the great vineyards Bella and Lambrini, blah blah blah